What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?