What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?