What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?