Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the scariest letter?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animal floats best?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How are teens like cats?