What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?