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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?