Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?