Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What bird is always sad?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?