Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What country has the most fish?