Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the paper say to the pencil?