Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How did the coach get his quarterback?