What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are winter days great?
What animal floats best?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What birds always travel in twos?