Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Can February March?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How did the tree get lost?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?