Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the confused bee say?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How does a witch play loud music?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does the sun drink out of?