Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?