What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do you wash a lamb?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?