How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?