What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you make a cow float?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What day is your mom always right?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?