How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What do jokesters study in college?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?