How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What animal has the most fun?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do jokesters study in college?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
If you need help building an ark...
What part of a fish is the most musical?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?