How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What bird is losing its hair?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?