What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What building always gets stains on it?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?