Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a Zen egg?