What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?