What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Why do cubes make great referees?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?