What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the math book sad?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the most athletic footwear?