What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?