What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do hurricanes see?