Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the frog starve?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?