Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?