Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What condiment has wings?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
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