What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?