Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal floats best?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do horses navigate at night?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?