Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?