What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What country has the most fish?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?