Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?