Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?