How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Families are like fudge.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a singing rodent?