What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call an Irish spider?
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What fish only swims at night?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do scientists freshen their breath?