What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What insect runs away from everything?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What musical instrument is the best typist?