What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a spider's favorite book?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?