What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is a duck's favorite dance?