What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which insect is the smartest?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Bears love exotic cars.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How long do chickens work?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?