What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How long do chickens work?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?