How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?