Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do mice do when they're at home?