My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a dancing sheep?