What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?