What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How does a barber get to work?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
