What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What game do mice love to play?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the picture sent to jail?