Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What day is your mom always right?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a pig thief?