How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are baseball games at night?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?