What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What cartoon character loves insects?