What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the opposite of irony?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is the loneliest cheese?