Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How does a squid go into battle?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a robot's favorite snack?