Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do fish do at parades?