Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How long will dinner be?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do bees get to school?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do ships always get stuck?
I like telling Dad jokes.