What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Do dads always snore?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?