What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Are baby skunks cute?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do polar bears store their money?