What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?