Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?