What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?