Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What condiment has wings?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a pig thief?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?