What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did you learn in school today, son?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the spider so smart?