What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?