What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?