What insect runs away from everything?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do cows make great bakers?