What do you call a sad latte?
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What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?