What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you talk to a giant?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?