Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?