Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which state has the best streets?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What makes music in your hair?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?