What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?