Why is heaven always so tidy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?