Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do frogs keep their money?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?