I broke my finger!
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?