Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?