What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What horn never makes a sound?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
