Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you make a cow float?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?