Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is blue and not heavy?